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liberalitis

Medical definition for anyone who lives too close to the world's tallest buildings.

When someone lives in an urban center too long and loses their touch with God.

Individuals that are institutionalized into a government program not designed by the military, such as schools,hospitals, most government programs, whether it be county, state or Federal.

Can be contracted by talking with large groups of these individuals for too long.

It is a mindset given to a person who believes in sacrificing themselves for the good of others. (Supposedly) as long as it benefits them.
My sister went to school to become a teacher and came home with a touch of liberalitis.
by Jake4260 October 17, 2023
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Liberal

Something a 9 year old called me.
Me: stop doing that thing which is currently annoying me
Some kid: sandwichfucker69 is a liberal
by Sandwichfucker69 December 29, 2021
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Hell bound liberals

Liberals, leftist, and democrats that are a shame and disgrace to Everyday Americans. They think they are good people but they're not, and God is going to send them to hell for having Him and His people and His ways.
All of the people who voted for biden are hell bound liberals.
by Everyday American December 2, 2020
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Hybrid Liberal

A liberal who wears skinny jeans, has an undercut hairstyle, mountain bikes, loves photography, and frequents Starbucks....but is an avid gun collector.
Hey do you think Dave will want to go to the range today to shoot that new AR-15 he bought? No I think I saw that hybrid liberal hanging out at Starbucks with Jimmy, Don, and Frank. After that, he has to go get the chain tightened on his $5000 mountain bike.
by golfgl October 25, 2018
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Liberance

Noun: The feeling of being free of or liberated from something especially social conventions, traditional ideas, imprisonment, slavery, or debt.
She was finally free of her student loans and the sweet liberance she felt drove her to tears.
by TiffaniDAnomaly January 1, 2022
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Liberal

Before we go on with this definition, yes, it is typed out by a conservative (I am Gen Z). There are two kinds of liberals that I and most people will encounter in this generation.

Type 1 liberal: These are the old school liberals who promote things such as universal healthcare, smarter gun reform, and higher taxes, but only on the richest. These liberals are very chill and we conservatives respect them and their opinions. We eat together, play video games together, etc. And they will never go around to those with differing opinions yelling “L+ratio” or things like that.

Type 2 liberal: We’ve all seen these neo-marxist clowns on university campuses and west coast cities flying communist flags, wearing full face bandanas and hoods with blue and green dyed hair. Their only goal is to shut down anybody with differing opinions, even those on the left who disagree with them. You need to agree with them on 100% of the things they say or else they will label you a “fascist” and try to make your life a living hell. They need to be reassured every step of the way by their enablers that they are in fact doing what they do for a good cause, even though most of them are unemployed gender studies majors who live in their parents basements. They may after 3 years save up enough to buy a knife for the whole group and stab some conservative student just to prove they can. Low lives is way too grand a term for these faggots. Best part is, not one of them can fight for shit.
See that liberal over there? Hes a badass, fighting against government censorship with his cool suit.

Yo check out that clown with the green hair over there by the entrance. He probably doxxes conservatives in his spare time. What a douche
by R3publican September 1, 2022
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Liberal

you. you are a liberal.
"hey you liberal!"
by AugustTheHornyInventor March 1, 2022
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