free pour

ejaculating into a woman without having to worry about getting her pregnant.

That chick is sterile so I get to free pour everytime...

by Guy 99 August 20, 2010

Free Crayon

When you can’t find a crayon so you grab your dick and cover it in paint and use it as your crayon.

Hey, Mrs. Downs, do you mind if I use my free crayon?

by I’m Derschian May 26, 2018

Cash-free

Having no liquid monetary asset; poor. Usually a temporary condition. Adjective.

"Wanna go get a pizza, brah?"
"Sorry, man, no can do. I'm cash-free until payday."

by Subdued Blonde November 25, 2017

Clue free

Without a clue. Unknowing of the obvious. Incrementally worse than clueless.

After Jane blew Bob off for the third time, Cindy said, "Wow, Bob really is clue free, isn't he?"

by EB Stache August 25, 2008

free taco

A girl that is guaranteed to put out.

Buy her a drink, and you've got yourself a free taco.

by Holden Miccuci June 11, 2017

free-chia'd

when a woman accidently flashes her unshaven underarms, or an unkept bikini line shows.... or, the act of refering to another woman's unshaveness, non epilation ( "chia pit" )

"she should not wear that tank top, ooo she just free-chia'd me".....

"alright i will go to the beach with you today but don't blame me for the free-chia'd moment"

by pavot pavot July 12, 2009

Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone

I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.

by thelaird1 October 27, 2010