Tech

Can be seen as short for technicality or technical foul. This is when a situation is used against a party that would then indicate the foul play imposed against them. The most common form of “throwing a tech” is when a female still talks to her baby’s father in a romantic or confidential way despite being in a relationship with you being her man in this instance.

This umbrellas all instances of shiest. Can also be restated when someone does something hurtful but makes it as if they did not intent to hurt, embarrass, or mislead you.

The ****** tryna put me out the crib for the other *****. She tried to say I hit her despite knowing I would never do anything to hurt her. Now the police on the way....come get me bro before I go to jail. This ***** dun through the tech to take me out the game.

by L33tted January 1, 2021

Tech Savile

One who is highly advanced at cyber grooming

"Uncle claims to know nothing about computers, but his criminal record suggests he's Tech Savile"

by Smart grubby November 9, 2022

Nail tech

the most talented person you'll ever meet. makes tiny pictures all the time for fun. basically a therapist.

who needs a therapist when you have a nail tech????

by futurecosmotologist January 25, 2024

Lab tech Paul

An odd fellow that smears peanut butter on his genitalia to lure stray cats into his one bedroom apartment.

"Why does that Cadillac have cases of Skippy strapped down on the roof?!...that must be Lab tech Paul."

by Eurekittycat April 14, 2020

The Tech Effect

At New Mexico Tech, the combined forces of The Mermaid Effect and The Cheerleader Effect. This affects all genders and sexual orientations.

The longer one stays at New Mexico Tech, the more attractive everyone becomes. Including: friends, lab partners, classmates, roommates, RAs, TAs, professors, other faculty members, employees of local restaurants, employees of local stores, employees of local fast food restaurants, local high school students, and even that one bitch.

Student 1: "The girls here get hotter every week."
Student 2: "The Tech Effect has set in.

by YOLOswaqq420blazeitfukkdapoliz October 11, 2014

tech blame game

When you can't think of a reasonable explanation for not contacting someone you had plans with.

Chris was supposed to call me last night, but he said his phone wasn't working. He's playing the tech blame game again.

by Ah8ter November 6, 2013

Lash Tech Lunch

A small meal consisting of energy drinks/coffee and snack food, while actively avoiding larger meals due to poor time management.

My day is so full, can you please bring a chocolate to your appointment? Looks like I’ll be having a Lash Tech Lunch today.

by FBALA July 29, 2022