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Shower Tech

When you turn the shower so hot that it starts to steam up the whole room. While you are jerking off in the shower and when you bust with the heat and steam you pass out due too lack of oxygen from the steam and the pressure from busting all over the showers walls.
Yeah Trent I'll hop on Overwatch after I hit the Shower Tech real quick.
by datboyjay October 3, 2025
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Nike Tech Demon

a dude who wears a nike tech and does funny shit and identifies as a Nike Tech Demon
by Nike Tech Demon September 25, 2023
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chad tech

TheGlobalQBbuddy: Omg I death boosted with chad tech!
d0gexz: nigga what
by RobloxParker2008 May 1, 2021
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tech-savvish

A person who knows stuff about computers, sorta. The sort of guy to look up how to fix a blue screen and claim he's a borderline genius.
He talks about disk partitions like he's the hot shit, but that tech-savvish nerd learned that on the Microsoft forums.
by DoctorDont February 2, 2021
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Tech Surge

Tech Surge is a made up word for what the Government does to fix a website that cost 100 times more than it should have and took 3 years to build.
The President announced a "Tech Surge" to fix the Health Care Website after the primary contractor was unable to complete the website for $196 million.
by Ahkmed Ptooey November 19, 2013
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The Tech Effect

At New Mexico Tech, the combined forces of The Mermaid Effect and The Cheerleader Effect. This affects all genders and sexual orientations.

The longer one stays at New Mexico Tech, the more attractive everyone becomes. Including: friends, lab partners, classmates, roommates, RAs, TAs, professors, other faculty members, employees of local restaurants, employees of local stores, employees of local fast food restaurants, local high school students, and even that one bitch.
Student 1: "The girls here get hotter every week."
Student 2: "The Tech Effect has set in.
by YOLOswaqq420blazeitfukkdapoliz October 11, 2014
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tech blame game

When you can't think of a reasonable explanation for not contacting someone you had plans with.
Chris was supposed to call me last night, but he said his phone wasn't working. He's playing the tech blame game again.
by Ah8ter November 6, 2013
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