take a shit

to completely and utterly dominate in competitive nature

"Did you see the Cowboys take a shit on the Eagles last night?"
"We hold all the objectives; we are taking a shit on Team Bravo!"

by BMadz December 16, 2016

you take boring poops

An insult meant to insinuate that the recipient is without adequate technological devices to game or stay connected to the internet during a bowel movement

Person 1: "Bah, I bet you take boring poops"

Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"

by greigh_river February 10, 2010

the taken king

A stupid hammerhead shark in the game Destiny; commonly referred to as, Oryx

Damnit! the Taken King killed me again!

by Tbolf247 June 20, 2016

Take care

A nice and deceiving way of telling someone to ultimately fuck off!

1- thank you for your time. Goodbye
2- take care

by PlumCrazy0408 September 25, 2014

I'll take your word for it

A response when someone tells you to try something and you don't really want to. Can also be used as: I'll take your word for that.

Boy: "You should try these clams. They're really good."
Girl: "I'll take your word for it."

by Sagira May 16, 2010

take one for the team

The act of taking the obese chick in a bunch of hot chicks, so the the other guys can get laid. Unfortunately, there are very few men who will take one for the team, and with good reason. If you find one, let me know.

Champ over there gets to take one for the team, this time

by ... November 29, 2003

take a toilet

to take a crap. to take a poop.

Wooo-Dallas! Do I EVER need to take a toilet! Them pigskins done eat my colon to pieces!

by mangusforeal June 18, 2006