paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.

Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"

by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

gay table

A table extension suited for a Hotas flightstick/throttle.

'How would you build a gay table?'

by Hotasman24 June 28, 2020

cut the table in half

Change the topic of the conversation

I’m getting tried of talking about this, let’s just cut the table in half

by ReallyRealPerson1800 April 30, 2024

Table-ussy

Table pussy

Owen likes fuck "table-ussy"

by OWENWWWWWWWW September 08, 2022

Where the table lands

“Where the table lands,” refers to allowing things to happen naturally and accepting the outcome, without trying to change it.

Him: Can we talk later?
Her: I’ll be back in about two hours.
Him: Ok, we’ll see where the table lands then.

by ETENKHF February 15, 2025

Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed

The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”

Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.

by Lunar enthusiast May 22, 2023