Surface

One who is shallow or only cares of subjects and topics that are light or superficial

She only cares about her makeup and Mtv, she is a little too 'surface' for me.

by HeidiCoomes July 7, 2008

suretainly

A better way to say certainly. The combination of the words sure and certainly.

"Will you get that?"
"Suretainly."

by Ashley (ashrocks20) February 10, 2009

cognitive surplus

A word coined by former Silicon Alley Reporter columnist Clay Shirky to describe the free time that people have on their hands to engage in collaborative activities, specially as applies to web 2.0.

Wikipedia is an example of wide-scale deployment of cognitive surplus.

"You know where the time comes from. It comes from the cognitive surplus that you've been masking for 50 years".

by Arunabh Das Two May 25, 2008

SURROUNDED

The feeling you get when you are dealing with a bunch of idiots.

We drove by White Castle Burgers, I said "Let's get some White Castle" & they didn't stop... "SURROUNDED!!"

by MamaD August 31, 2013

Waterslide surprise

When a male is travelling down a water slide and somehow the genitalia suddenly reverse direction and become crushed under the body. The genitalia then proceed to experience extreme friction for the rest of the ride. This is somewhat surprising.

Ricardo was travelling down the slide and suddenly he had an expression of anguish because of waterslide surprise

by Steven Brinks December 6, 2006

protruding surprise

1. Something that is protruding and surprizing at the same time. Often the protrusion is the cause of the surprise.

2. When a woman conceals a strap-on/dildo and you are fucking or about to fuck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your anus.

3. When you wake someone up by sticking something in their ass.

#1:
"My ass still hurts after my girlfriend decided to give me a protruding surprise..."

#2:
"Wow! What a protruding surprise!"

by Argonak April 12, 2008

Strawberry Surf-rider

Possibly the holy grail of all smoothies. Made with lime sherbet, strawberries, and ice....oh and perfection.

"why are you grinning?"
"because im drinking a strawberry surf-rider"
"aaaaah. liquid happiness"

by lurkette May 4, 2009