Jackson has a splade!
by Gage Cameron February 8, 2007
Get the splade mug.The act of taking a hot cup of coffee, throwing its contents in the face of an unsuspecting individual, and then running away. Useful for both purposes of revenge and comedy.
Mark: That twat cheated on you?! What did you say?
Chris: Nothing really. I was really calm about it. We just went to Starbucks, got some coffee, and just as she was sitting down, I gave her the ol' splash and dash!
Mark: Well played sir.
Chris: Wanna get some Chipotle?
Mark: Certainly.
Chris: Nothing really. I was really calm about it. We just went to Starbucks, got some coffee, and just as she was sitting down, I gave her the ol' splash and dash!
Mark: Well played sir.
Chris: Wanna get some Chipotle?
Mark: Certainly.
by Markus Alerius November 18, 2007
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by sea pocket December 31, 2009
Get the splart mug.Jacob: i got so pissed last night i fell down the stairs and broke my foot, but still got up and walked to the hospital.
Kyran: Man, stop chatting splang.
Kyran: Man, stop chatting splang.
by ThegreenTurd February 24, 2011
Get the Splang mug.1) v.: When a male ejaculates on either a wall, floor, counter, or other hard surface and leaves it to dry.
2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.
2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.
1) guy 1: "Dude my roomate was being a dick, so while he slept i batter splattered his headboard, dresser, and the toilet."
guy 2: "That'll show that tool."
2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."
guy 2: "That'll show that tool."
2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."
by bigdaddygiggles June 5, 2010
Get the batter splatter mug.An exclamatory term used to describe the sound a penis could possibly make if penetrating a big, fat, moist, and delicious booty hole.
by corn master October 2, 2002
Get the splat mug.The unfortunate combination of sneezing and yawning at the same time. Rarely, it can be painful if it manages to blow out your inner-ear.
After camping in the woods for a night, I woke up, stretched and then splawned. Allergies don't mix well with mornings.
by Sabi September 3, 2008
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