I'm Spider-Man Syndrome

When Spider-Man fans try to rationalize that Spider-Man would beat any other superhero because he is Spider-Man and nothing more, when realistically almost any other superhero would strangle Spider-Man with his own asshole. Similar to "I'm Batman Syndrome" see conman4618
"Spider-Man would totally beat Superman because he can stick to walls!"
"Spider-Man would totally beat Wolverine because he can be strong too!" Obviously suffers from "I'm Spider-Man Syndrome"
by Olillia July 14, 2015
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Alabama Blumpkin Spider

Two men giving one another a 69 blumpkin. Preferably while flailing their arms and legs
"You should have seen Sean and Steven perform an Alabama blumpkin spider last night!"
by SuperShred December 28, 2013
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Pull the legs off a spider

When A is making fun of B in front of everyone, and C, who's B's friend says "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider.", to A, C is telling A to find something better to do with their time than to make fun and laugh at C.

B is the one being laughed at by A.
C, in saying this to A, is doing several things at the same time.
Showing strong support for B.
Showing clearly that A's laughter is entirely inappropriate.
Also saying that A is the type of person who'd enjoy ruthlessly pulling the legs off a spider, is not only a bully but also acts like a child.
"Hey Dave are you a total fag or something?", said Dan, as everyone in the room was laughing at Dave, including Dan. Then Dale, sticking up for Dave, said to Dan, "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider." Then Dan felling small and belittled stopped making fun of Dave.
by Rusty Shacklefurd November 20, 2007
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Spider-Man: No kids home

David: Bruh Yassien has so much child porn downloaded.
Jayden: Yeah he probably even has Spider-Man: No kids home
by Kriftyz January 15, 2022
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Squid-Spider-People Logic

which can be applied to whenever Illuminati/conspiracy theory obsessed nutjobs try to be all intellectual while still upholding their obnoxious conspiracy theorist wannabe behavior.
"I am excluding you from the group because the Squid-Spider-People logic says so."
by MM132 May 25, 2015
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Marvel's Spider Man 2

The best superhero video game of all time anyone who says otherwise is wrong the only game that comes close is Batman Arkham City but still not quite as good play this game if you havent already and if you dont have a PS5 wait for the PC release.
Person 1: Play spider man game its so good
Person 2: No its dogshit i dont have money
Person 1: Trust me bro
Person 2: ok..
....Person 2 plays Marvel's Spider Man 2...
Person 2: Wow this game is so good

Person 1: Ik right told you so
by BBVIII October 23, 2023
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Spider-Man mobile

The explaining of something that completely non- existent.

Roots of Word
(Mattel Toys in 2004 introduced a "Spider-Man Mobile" where you could put your Spider- Man inside to drive around the Spider-Man mobile. {I chose the Spider-Man mobile because Spider-Man does not drive a friggin' car. He can bloody webswing for F**** Sake! Therefore the Spider-Man mobile should be non- existent also he never drove a 'mobile' because he was too povvo to afford even the simplest of 4- wheeled vehicles})

I hope I have enlightened you
Guy 1: He has low self- esteem!
Guy 2: Nah, His self- esteem is like a Spider-Man mobile, not there!
Guy 1: Ha Ha
by Jack De August 14, 2008
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