spoon collector

a white girl,usually fat and gross, who only fucks black guys.

that nasty bitch is a spoon collector, i bet shes been on jerry springer.

by lurch cobra November 14, 2013

Spoon 107

A man that is overwhelmed by delirium

I think Nikola is Spoon 107

by Spoon 107 February 11, 2017

wooden spoon family

an eye for an eye makes the world blind .

p1: ya wooden spoon family

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019

twat on a spoon

The new definition for performing cunninglingus on a partner.

What did you do last night when you left the bar? I had twat on a spoon!!!

by Timothy Roden October 20, 2010

spoon

Absolute spaz, has got it all wrong, generally useless in every way shape or form.

SHRIP, and eeeerrrrrmmmmm........ye just shrip really.

by chris davis April 5, 2003

Spoon with a little bit of flavour on it

Used when offering hawaiin shave ice (better know as a snowcone) to a dog. A very rare term but when used guarunteed to make someone laugh.

(said in a baby voice pronounced like elmer fudd) want a spoon with a little bit of flavour on it ?

(spoon wif a widdow bit uh fwavor on it

by D_to_the_Avid July 30, 2008

spoon my jackle

piss off

"I've put everything I've got into this one, Sir . . . . "
"Spoon my jackle, son, it's no fucking good."

by zonnzafrite November 23, 2003