sperky

anything that sticks out like an outfit thats fulll of colour and draws attion.

My outfit will be new and sperky. here comes my sperky outfit.

by Robin Sammantha Hamelin October 25, 2006

SPErpes

SPERPES refers to an outbreak of herpes amongst the brothers of Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, hence the SPE - ERPES.

The brothers of the SigEp chapter at Vanderbilt University all contracted SPERPES from their groupies.

by SPERP April 26, 2007

spermstool

The discharge that comes out of a person's anus after anal sex.

Man I had mad spermstool after I had anal sex with Ry-Ry!!!!

by Ralph Krazel June 25, 2008

sperm spasm

when a whore sticks her tongue into the male anus and tickles the prostrate.

omg! kira just told me she likes to eat ass, she's such a sperm spasm.

by spyncter_pinch February 6, 2010

sperm chicken

a young man of great fertility, or, if used in the negative - an older one who has lost his virility.

Did you hear that Heather had an extremely physical affair with the 25year diving instructor she met on vacation? Five times a night apparently - he was a real sperm chicken.

Poor Jane and Mike are having problems conceiving - she's young and healthy, but Mike being over 50 is no sperm chicken anymore.

by narikin September 15, 2010

Sperm farmer

One who farms or collects semen in a very homosexual way.

When Andrew got a few beers in him, he became a real sperm farmer and he always yielded a large harvest.

by PTSD greg March 23, 2011

Sperm Belly

A woman with a pooch belly who may be mistaken for a prostitute/stripper; A man with a pooch belly who looks/acts overtly gay.

Wow, who was that sperm belly you were talking to, Ray?
I don't know, but I think he wanted to give me hickies on my back!

by ashleeloulou June 20, 2011