Standard Speed Test

A gay typing test that is a annoying wrong judgement of your typing skills.

Blayney this standard speed test is crap!

by yarr February 17, 2006

The Speed Of Tom Araya

The act of singing a Slayer song perfectly, the speed, lyrics, and pitch correct. No one mortal being can do this, except for Tom Araya, who is superhuman.

Originally thought up by Johnny Qyxzzy

Slayer Fan 1: Hey dude, can you go at the speed of Tom Araya?

Slayer Fan 2: I wish! No one can, man.

by Qyxzzy August 11, 2010

High Speed Dial Up

when your high speed internet is running slow

My high speed internet is slow right now, I am using high speed dial up internet

by 50% Cat November 17, 2011

Shitter speed

The speed in which you run to the shitter.

My shitter speed is really fast.

by Adam at NCL June 12, 2018

Nigga speed

Going way over the posted speed limit and weaving through traffic; being reckless in traffic, and inconsiderate to other motorists not giving a care in the world about their speed.

Tryrel, Go nigga speed. there’s other cars in front of you in the merge lane and your lane ends.

by Slapstickboi October 13, 2019

California Speed

A game in which two players receive 26 cards and keeps them in their hand, face down, in a stack. The players then take the top four and lay them down, one by one, face up in front of them, near the other person's cards. Each player then tries to quickly place cards from their stack on top of pairs in the eight cards. If no pairs can be found, each player takes the four cards they laid down, in addition to any cards laid on top of them, and place them on the bottom of their deck. It is then repeated until one player runs out of cards, slaps the table, and declares "Speed!"

"Dude! I so won that game of California Speed!"
"Dude! You, like, TOTALLY didn't say 'speed' when you ran out 20 pairs ago!"

by John Hoffman May 13, 2005

need for speed underground 2

Need For Speed Underground 2 is the last good game from Need For Speed series .

,,Hey do you remember Need For Speed Underground 2 ?"

- ,,Yes i played it when i was younger, it was a great game .

by CopyUrby September 21, 2020