Speed Racing

Speed Racing: An act of self pleasure performed by men, who masturbate and finger the anus at the same time.

Male 1: "hey did you see that guy in the stall at the bar? "
Male 2: "you mean the guy who was speed racing? "

by AssMcAssface October 7, 2017

speed head

someone off their face on cheap speed paste who loves to dance to popular techno music like they're using an arcade dance machine

I don't want to go to Corvin Club tonight, it's full of speed heads.

by ym8 September 13, 2017

speed me

meaning when you really need your friend to reply you text them on all social media and then call them

friend 1: hope everything goes well if not then speed me
friend 2: ok will do

by TrustMeImProfessional September 14, 2017

anal speed bag

Fisting the anus with both hands in a rapid succession.

That girls anus was used like an anal speed bag. Imagine Rocky Balboa punching a speed bag.

by Folks from D7 September 19, 2017

Bathtub Speed

The terminal velocity of a porcelain bathtub.

"When I was skydiving I almost went bathtub speed."

by benisthelion October 18, 2017

Speed-fanning

Having a conversation with a celebrity as quickly as possible because security is pressuring you to move on

"Dude, I was last in line to get a photo with Anna Akana and found myself speed-fanning because the place was closing"

by Onaeek May 24, 2017

high-speed garbage

Garbage that is either created or moving at a fast pace. An internet service that claims it's the fastest in your area but includes data caps and hidden fees for using "too much" bandwidth.

A lot of fast food is actually just high-speed garbage. Whoa! Watch out! High-speed garbage! XFINITY Internet delivers the most reliable high-speed garbage and WiFi for all devices, all the time.

by Spookars May 8, 2018