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small wondered 

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A term which refers to a highly intoxicated individual who is moving and/or speaking in what appears to be slow motion.

This was a frequent occurence on the short-lived 1980's sitcom "Small Wonder" in which the featured robotic child, Vicky, often ran low on power and exhibited a much slower rate of movement and speech before she completely powered down.
Margeauxx was having so much fun dancing at Bartini, but after that last shot of tequila she was totally small wondered and could only do the robot in slow motion.

I wondered why I could hear crickets all of the sudden, then I realized CJ was drunk on vodka soaked pineapple and completely small wondered.
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Small Potato 

A small and useless object.

Synonymous to knick knack or Aleia

Small black thing 

Its small. its black. and its something we all know.
small black thing got me again!

A Small White Boy

A Small White Boy ah-smorl-wiyt-boy
Phrase
A small white boy is the definition of cringe. They are often nicknamed fuckboys or gays.
White boy: Hey, dude.
Dude: What?
White boy: You're a small white boy.
Dude: I'm black, you racist.
White boy: Shit.
A Small White Boy by Pseuyyy October 28, 2017

i bet it's small 

A bunch of girls when they lose an argument or when they try to act quirky. Also when femenists get mad at guys for roasting them. Originally from tiktok and from kpop or minecraft youtuber stans. They talk about that our pp is small (which it might is)
Someone: *opinion*
Tiktok Girls: shut up! i bet it's small
The act of being small amounts to being the same concept of someone calling another "gay". Not in the concept of the one being called gay, actually being a homosexual, but then being demoted to the same level as a flaming homosexual, from the persona of a straight pussy or cock loving man, or woman (*which doesn't go vice versa*) So that being said the word small comes across to a broad usage of someone being extremely lame, or doing something extremely lame.
Bales's mom allows him to do nothing, he's so fucking small.

J-Wat talks about so fucking gay, he says some gay shit sometimes on his facebook status, he reached an all time low of being small.

S-Kels thinks hes big, but when it comes down to it, him being small doesnt speak the half of his weak game.

My little brother got to this faggots head the other day at the crib, in which the faggot, him being 18 (*Nick*), said he would kick my brothers ass, him being 14, lol....Now thats SMALL.
Small by JerseyMikes May 16, 2010

small talk 

This is no time for small talk. We have get the ingredients quickly.