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Northland Secondary School

The worst secondary school in Singapore filled with obese white af round-ass chinese kids(other race included but Chinese of more) and short center-parting

glasses wearing kids, full of vapers in the toilet especially the sec 2-5, northland secondary school previous principal, Mdm Tan, is always crying on the zoom meeting for the entire school to see so that she can leave this god awful Northland secondary school like she cared about it
PSLE failure: Hi, i am from Northland Secondary School

Person with iq above room temperature :" lol loser dumbass potential ITE bastard"
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second-hand mac distract

When you're sitting in a class (usually in a packed lecture hall)and you are distracted by what a person in front of you is doing on their computer.

Could be due to any laptop but it is usually Mac Books; because of their slick configuration, popularity and flawless distractability for anyone in a 15 foot radius.
I couldn't concentrate at all today in my RN103 Lecture because this guy in front of me was simultaneously taking notes, chatting on Facebook, watching 30 Rock on Hulu and playing Tetris. The whole time I suffered from second-hand mac distract.
by thebatman89 February 20, 2009
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second hand poop

when you go to wash your hands and you smell something weird. then you go look in the toliet and see someone didnt flush the time befor you. (not usable in a port-a-potty)
when joe walked in a room he said what the fuck jake you didnt flush! i dont like to second hand poop
like second hand smoke just worse!!!
by thisismyyoufatass May 30, 2010
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Second Baptism

When you choke a woman so hard during sexual intercourse she dies. You then resuscitate her and as she takes her first breath of life you cum directly on her face.
Ryan: So I was choke fucking Kathryn last night and she stopped breathing.
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!
by Etoufee December 2, 2016
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Second coming

When you burp up smoke after smoking
Rodney: *burps up smoke* “woah man, what just happened?”

Kurt: you just had a ~second coming~
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five second chug

When you're too old to chug a whole beer so you get everyone to CHUG FOR FIVE SECONDS every 10-20 minutes.
Hey everyone, Five second chug!!! Cheers!!
by Ariellianna April 7, 2019
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Columbia Secondary School

This is supposed to be a secondary school grades 6-12 that have students striving to be the smartest young individuals in New York CIty.

I'm not gonna lie it's affiliation with Columbia University gave me no reason to doubt that

That is before attended the school myself i might add

After being in the school in 9th, 10th and 11th grade, and now being a senior i just realized something

This school ain't anything like i thought, this shit full or fucking retards, with 16-17 year olds that can't even spell theri own name

Nah don't blame autism on any type of brain damage, it's this fucking school LMFaO

What's Worse? This school is the absolute definition of a shit-hole, This bumass school makes living in a third world county sound ideal LMFAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOA

The cafeteria got grown ass children vomiting on the floor like they 8 years old, dumb bitch, go to the toilet and do that shit ya dirty bum

Niggas pour milk on the floor like damn kill ya self fr y'all supposed to be "Ado-FUCKING-lescence" and some of the seniors a technically supposed to be "A-Fucking-DuLtS" HUH? bitch how y'all made it past Kindergarten smh bye y'all just idiots I can't with y'all

I'm class of 2020, thank god, this my last year with you retards

:) :)

And there you go a college level definition of "Columbia Secondary School"
"Columbia Secondary School" yields the education of retards that don't learn anything.

2+2 times "Columbia Secondary School" = "A school (4) retarded kids"
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