Seven Second Syndrome

Seven Second Syndrome is when you change radio stations and they are playing the last seven seconds of an awesome song that you haven't heard in years, immediately followed by an awful song that you despise.

When I flipped to the 80's station, I caught the last seven seconds of a Replacements song I haven't heard since college, then they launched into an extended remix of the sublimely-awful "The Final Countdown" by Europe. Damn Seven Second Syndrome again!

by mooltittle March 23, 2014

second year Ronan'd

An expression used to describe when your life is in turmoil due to self inflicted damage, but your having great fun

Lads, I have no hope of passing my exams, but tonight I'm getting second year Ronan'd

by The Nightcrawler November 30, 2022

Freedom's Per Second

Blasting taliban with a machine-gun

Gay Tony: Holy shit we're getting shot at by taliban
Joe Shmoe: Don't worry, I'll blast that sandnigger with my machinegun. Shit shoots 50 freedom's per second.

by JoeShmoeBFuckinYourHoe November 09, 2019

New York Second

Super Fast Second

Would you give me a New York second?

by Michelle007 December 18, 2021

second hand boobage

When a character or person is recreated their boobs are second hand boobage

“Did you see that statue?” “yeah it has second hand boobage.”

by Terry23 December 14, 2021

5 second rule

When you drop a food on the ground, you have 5 seconds to pick it up before the germs come on it. After you do this, you blow or wipe off the food and eat it. This doesn't apply to sticky foods and dirty floors.

*drops food*
*Frantically picks it up*
"5 SECOND RULE"
*Blows and eats*

by Kweentoos June 13, 2023

Second Half Syndrome

When a sports team goes into the first half of the game strong and goes to shit during the second half

The Raptors have some pretty bad second half syndrome, did you see them against the wizards?

by jijuju April 26, 2018