Window shitter

A person who constantly fuck windows because jerking off isn’t enough

Mark was a normal man. He watched the hub everyday and jacked off. But one day his penis was getting sore from all the rubbing. So he decided to have non stop sex with his window.
His friend: your a fuckin window shitter get the hell out of my house you shithead

by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs June 14, 2020

granny shitter

A term for people who manage to cover walls of public toilets in feces.

"Better close the washroom and get the cleaning cart, we've just had a granny shitter."

by Fastfood Lars October 25, 2020

Fucking shitter

A word that only Hispanic people named Diego use when they rage in rocket league.

What the fuck bro? You fucking shitter.

by the wise ginger minger January 24, 2021

sleep shitted

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.

“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”

by Emiliath March 16, 2021

Compton scattering

What a white guy in an Enyce or Fubu outfit that doesn't do anything but listen to Ice Cube and Ice T records all day would do if he was really in Compton, every time, any time.

I've just been laying here bleeding out like a lamb since the Compton scattering incident, scared to get up again. They just got so mean since we fell out, they're bad seeds and they've been scaring me lately. They got me looking over both shoulders.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021

Travis Scottesty

A type of travesty in which somebody walks all over you and pretends as if its not a big deal, and you're overreacting to being stomped on.

She gaslighted me into taking care of her kids while she slept around behind my back! What a Travis Scottesty!

by sparklethefarkle November 24, 2021

Sink shitter

When someone takes a shit that smells so bad, you could believe that they've taken a shit in the sink.

OMG, Who's the sink shitter?

by Sizwer December 15, 2021