Schmoinker

A different way to say your meat, you know what it is, you know how it be

Tell shawty to hop off my schmoinker

by Yesssir21673 August 12, 2025

schmoozelated

Offer the schmooze to an imbecile who deserves neither love nor respect.

I schmoozelated a group of retarded Italian fags run by their whore wives. As it was in their bumholes, Catholic diks, the end.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 29, 2025

Schmorp

When you are eating a meal, then suddenly you don't like the food anymore.

"Aww shit I'm so schmorp right now"

by Gibby gibert gibson August 31, 2025

Schmoo

Goop of some sort, usually very viscous and hard to remove.

Aww, it's all covered in schmoo.

by wonseventimesgotnothing October 8, 2025

Schmoozle

To schmooze with the intent to bamboozle.

I schmoozled my client into paying me millions.

by nydellis October 15, 2025

Doc Schmolligan's Effect

A social phenomena involving a man and a group of female room mates. The Doc Schmolligans Effect takes place when the Doc is involved with one of the females, and when that female fails to make a move, moves on to the next available option. Though rarely seen, this Effect adequately explains nearly every instance of violence between female roommates not caused by a lack of showering, house cleaning, or obsession with lolcats posters within the house.

Man, her roommate is so much hawter. Time for Doc Schmolligan's Effect to wreck this house!

by Baby D Nasty May 13, 2008

mike schmool

This phrase can be used to describe anything and everything.

You missed a mike schmool over there

by Karoline Das Boot January 21, 2011