Santa

A person who disregards strong arguments in order to not appear beaten.

They knew he was wrong, but it was the pig who outwitted him and proved him wrong, the pig was now non existant to Santa and he argued as nothing had happened.

by JayRoe October 6, 2006

santa

Santa is coca cola propaganda and a rip-off from sinterklaas.

sinterklaas, santa, saint nicolas,wodan.

by Satan's mother December 7, 2006

Santa

A fat white guy who breaks into your house and eats your food.

HOLY SHIT! Santa ate all the cookies!

by sarah00009 November 8, 2010

Santa

a not real characters, also if u mix up the letters in santa

S-A-N-T-A u can get satan

Me:hey kids

kids: hi mister, are u santa??

Me:no santas not real

kids:*crying*

Me:laughs

by Kenny22 February 14, 2008

Santa_Owns

That guy that thinks he's better than everyone else but in reality knows he'll never stack up.

Santa_Owns just got pwned by a n00b.

by Jeremy Van Bastard March 5, 2005

Santa

First put in picture by Coca-Cola in the being of the 20th Century. Now He has been cloned so everybody can see him at every shopcenter.

Mom : Do you want to take a picture with Santa?
Child: No, he smells weird!

by Kherozen December 19, 2003

Secret Santa

When someone is asleep and they roll over so that their hand is laying open to the side, one ejaculates into the palm so they wake up with a sticky present in the morning.

Why is my hand so sticky?
Did someone leave you a present?
What do you mean?
I think you got Secret Santa'd

by 6thHourStudyHall November 22, 2010