Fake person that your parents tell you is real and comes once a year when it’s actually your parents and they want you to be 5 and think it’s real
*chrismas eve*Parents:Santa is coming tonight!You have to go to bed early.
Parents at 12 am:*Puts presents under tree*
Parents at 12 am:*Puts presents under tree*
by Therandombee November 27, 2019
Santa is a man that breaks in your house, steals some items from your house then steals you (thats why he has a HUGE bag) He replaces you w/ presents, your parents prob wont care that you are gone.
- ava plus YT
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by ava plus December 12, 2020
Your Mums credit card
This is why you get such shitty presents.
He unfortunately doesn't stalk you every night but your parents do, And it's not because they want to give you the right present.
This is why you get such shitty presents.
He unfortunately doesn't stalk you every night but your parents do, And it's not because they want to give you the right present.
Friend: Santa isn't real
Me: yes he is
Friend: were is your proof
Me: last time I checked he was in my mums purse
Me: yes he is
Friend: were is your proof
Me: last time I checked he was in my mums purse
by Some sadist November 30, 2019
a creepy dude that brakes in to give gift BUT YOU GET NOTHING IF THERE ARE NO COOKIES!! so please leave out cookies
also he sometimes sends miniature spy's that watch you all the time and constantly moves to get a better look so you better watch out
also he sometimes sends miniature spy's that watch you all the time and constantly moves to get a better look so you better watch out
An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.
by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020
An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.
by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020
A big fat red and white hobo. Red faced probably from somewhere where people rage. stupid. Lets everbody think he existes
Santa!! Is that you?
by asjbh October 08, 2019