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River

A girl who is crazy and wild, yet can be sweet and calm at the same time. She is stubborn, but a total hottie. She has the best eyes and the perfect smile but will never show it. She love the outdoors and just being free.
John: "That girl is so cute but very stubborn, she reminds me of a River"
by Just some random person tbh November 7, 2018
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river barge

What some would refer to as a larger lady, not so classy, and may have been in a fist fight or two.
Ex: Pam from Archer, Rosie O'Donnell, Marge Simpson, your mom.

Tyler - "After John's white trash girlfriend got preggers, she got huuuuge."

Kevin - "Yeah man, she turned into a real river barge."
by gentleman774 December 18, 2013
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RIP river effect

When your up river with no river
You'll be working with Unusable stuff, in other words, you'll have the rip river effect.
by RIP river October 24, 2020
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River Jackson

River Jackson: He has a very Scientific mind from a young age, with philosophy and internet in nature in the world. A powerful Libra soul and especially confident person on the outside but busy and noisy on the inside.

He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.

The best type of person to learn wisdom from.
That guy: River Jackson
"He's such a crazy cool character"

"I know he's so smart and hot"
by Jibbyblooblehotmath November 23, 2021
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Rivers

Rivers is a very energetic person and is high-spirited! She doesn’t care what people think about her and isn’t afraid to take risks. Also Rivers is a very pretty and intelligent girl. Rivers is an amazing friend to everyone and is one of the best people you will ever meet. If you happen to meet a Rivers make sure to keep her around!
Guy one: “Man look at that girl.“
Guy two: “Dang! She must be a Rivers! “
by Katie Snushernaggets March 6, 2020
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River hog

An overweight liberal that is delusional about her appearance and most likely has an only fans.
I had to block this river hog on Snapchat.
by anonymous March 3, 2021
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River

That is such a river
by Blewyp February 9, 2023
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