River is a greasy boy. if you put a paper towel on his head it will soak 1/10 of the grease up. Kinda gross and might be gay. And will probably try to Steal your man. River also get offended really easily and hates everyone.
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A small town out side of Sault Ste. Marie. The population is only about 5000, the 'downtown' area consists of a corner store, scenic lookout, baseball park, play ground, and hockey rink. People often relate Goulaisgans (the people that live in Goulais River) to dirt bags, or people that own goats.
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a. a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, especially a woman, who lives in the Riverbanks at Tributary New Manchester.
b. a lewd woman who lives in the Riverbanks at Tributary New Manchester.
c. DISPARAGING AND OFFENSIVE. any woman who lives in the Riverbanks at Tributary New Manchester.
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a. a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, especially a woman, who lives in the Riverbanks at Tributary New Manchester.
b. a lewd woman who lives in the Riverbanks at Tributary New Manchester.
c. DISPARAGING AND OFFENSIVE. any woman who lives in the Riverbanks at Tributary New Manchester.
1. That River bitch let's her dog roam wild and shit all over the neighborhood.
2. Mrs. Miller is a huge river bitch.
3. That river bitch turns on her hazard lights when driving in the rain.
4. River bitch constantly parks her monstrosity of a vehicle in the cross-walk overnight obstructing the view of people driving and pedestrians trying to cross the street.
2. Mrs. Miller is a huge river bitch.
3. That river bitch turns on her hazard lights when driving in the rain.
4. River bitch constantly parks her monstrosity of a vehicle in the cross-walk overnight obstructing the view of people driving and pedestrians trying to cross the street.
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