Ranger Redneck

People obsessed with the Texas Rangers and continue to post unnecessary Facebook statuses when no one else cares about it!

She won't shut up about the Texas Rangers. She is surely a Ranger Redneck

by Journey Henley April 21, 2011

redneck vakay

get some cruise pussy. then hit that all u can stomach buffet on the boat. smoke a stogie. sleep. dream of that sweet perfect ass of the girl you work with. wake up in a pool of cum. take a shit. make gf smell it. laugh. smile.

Man that redneck vakay really loosened me up and hit the spot.

by DirtyJman August 16, 2011

Redneck America

i like to think that america has both sets of reproduction organs. Flordia is the Penis, cock, wang, whatever you want to call it. Rhode Island is its Clit, small women penis, fun to flcik back and forth, or whatever you want to call it.

America is like anyone who lives in a trailer park in Alabama.

by Bearded Abe March 23, 2005

Redneck Handlebars

As forth grabbing the two ponytails of a girl and riding her like a redneck rides in his truck until she cant walk for three weeks. Therefore completing her life sentence as a redneck handlebar.

Bro #1- Dude, did you hear about that country singer that was in town and fucked a chick from our hood?
Bro #2- Yeah man, I heard that she got Redneck Handlebarred.
Bro #1- Holy shit! She must have been the one in the wheel chair!

Redneck Handlebars :)

by The Brook west side September 25, 2011

redneck

red-nek

1. A title embraced by individuals who are not smart enough to understand why the title is an insult.

2. The white equivalent to nigga.

3. The douchebag in the over-sized truck that is following your vehicle at a dangerously close distance even though you clearly have your family inside.

It is crazy how high the housing prices are in this area considering how many rednecks live here.

by LoseCryBlame May 3, 2016

redneck

You might be a redneck if...
* you watch NASCAR 24/7
* you got suspended or expelled from school more than 10 times in your life
* you find it appealing when big-booty girls fart
* you have a crush on a swear word
* you hate minorities and women

A redneck does one or more of all of the above things.

by dangnuggets November 4, 2016

Redneck eating contest

when a group of fellow red necks get together and want to have fun. they have a eating contest while they watch NASCAR, the food consists of any dead animals found in backyard, trash(milk jugs or beer cans) and hand fulls of oxycoton, to wash it down with a miller lite. the judge is usually the mom/sister/cousin/daughter

billy ted: did you see Jimmy Jonhson win last night
fred: nah, we were having our regular redneck eating contest, my sister said i won

by Billy ted JR January 31, 2010