A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
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Get the walker texas ranger mug.1. Half-wit action melodrama, staring Chuck Norris and mostly produced by his brother, that ran on CBS from 1993-2001. Dismissed by most as bad TV. The show enjoyed very good ratings and syndication sucess with a faithful fan base. The very bad action series also benefits from a cult following that sees the series as possibly the worst TV show committed to film. This fan base also watches the show, but they watch as if they are watching a Saturday Night Live skit, laughing out loud at constant unintended humorous moments due to the lame execution of the premise and heavy-handedness of the show. The show also gained notoriety through clips being played on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien.
Walker, Texas Ranger is to artistically good action TV as Naked Gun is to artistically good action film.
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Hey brothers Chaps, would you like a bigger paddle to beat this dead horse of a website? Fucking move on already.
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Get the Ranger mug.1. The name giving to the legendary person that is often seen sprinting around the UK - England more the most.
No one knows who this person is, it just "mystically runs" passed at random times, too quick for you to see him (legend has it that it is a male - apparently)
Some have heard it cry out strange noises and cries. For example: "oooooooorly"
This could be some sort of distress call or perhaps a mating call to his true love - who, as legend has it, is the reason this person is running around the country.
2. One that runs in a mystical or stealthy manner
No one knows who this person is, it just "mystically runs" passed at random times, too quick for you to see him (legend has it that it is a male - apparently)
Some have heard it cry out strange noises and cries. For example: "oooooooorly"
This could be some sort of distress call or perhaps a mating call to his true love - who, as legend has it, is the reason this person is running around the country.
2. One that runs in a mystical or stealthy manner
1. I was walking along one day when I heard "Ooooorly" then a figure flew passed at great speed. I must have been Mystic Runner
2 Person A: "Yo, yo, s'up guys"
Person B: "Hey how'd joo get passed security"
Person A: "Just call me a Mystic Runner"
2 Person A: "Yo, yo, s'up guys"
Person B: "Hey how'd joo get passed security"
Person A: "Just call me a Mystic Runner"
by Mr S. Break(er) December 28, 2005
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