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purple headed warrior

The anonymous person from above's one inch dick. Yes, I said, but one inch.

Seriously, a purple headed warrior is an erect penis (purple from all the blood).
Colin Ferral had quitet he fighting purple headed warrior...man it was a long night.
by Just Plain...Awesome December 28, 2005
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Purple Jesus

A drink made by squeezing concentrated grape juice down the neck of a fifth or a quart of cheap vodka. Shake, serve, and drink: preferably on a levee river bank. This drink has been known in the San Joaquin Valley of Northern California for over fifty years and is rumored to be from the hobo camps: a tramp cocktail not for amateurs.
My first alcoholic drink was a paper cup filled to the brim with Purple Jesus.
by St. Charles September 5, 2009
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Purple headed yogurt slingers

Mutton dagger, Old Blind Bob, hangin jhonny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocketrocket, one eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankel spanker, pork slourge, engine cranker, hairy hot dog, davie crocket, wang wazzer, weinie wacker, pecker peebee, kidney kracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick , love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, CACK AND BALLS
Jessica Brown: OH my god.....how am i gonna fit all of these synonms in my Wet Bologna FLower??? I need more purple headed yogurt slingers in my diet.
by Fat Balls for breakfast April 9, 2008
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Purple Buddy

Man's best friend which is that one-eyed purplish nerd waiting to shoot at the stars on the end of one's meat pipe.

That miserable armless and legless friend , doomed to stay attached on one's middle leg , to whom is administered each time it is available a corrosive cunt juice shampoo, resulting in a purple sore and permanent baldness.

A funny vermillion colored mutant living in the groin area, who expresses his joy by squirting his brains out each time the occasion is given to him.
(on the phone)
girl: hey! don't bring your lousy friend this time! he's such a turd...he just can't stop blabberin'

boy: hold your horses, this time I'll be coming only with my PURPLE BUDDY...but don't worry, I'll stuff him so deep in your twat you won't hear a word from him all night!

girl: jumpin' Jesus!

guy: I hope you flushed all that fudge out of Hershey Highway, I wouldn't want to be going home with a BROWN BUDDY next morning!

girl: I always knew you were a goddam racist!
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Purple Jesus

An Alcoholic beverage containing Golden Grain Alcohol or Everclear 190 pf, Sprite and any type of Grade Soda

WARNING: This drink improves your ability to talk to members of the opposite gender exponentially. It will take you to heaven, but be prepared to wake up in hell.
"We had Purple Jesus at that Alpha Chi social last night, I slept with 2 sloots and made out with my best friend. The bartender said he's never seen such a blacked-out crowd by midnight"

"Purple Jesus took me to heaven last night, but it looks like I woke up next to Satan himself"
by purpandred January 18, 2012
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purple cush

Im about to get blitted off some purple cush.
by NYZiLLiCTPUNJABi March 21, 2009
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Purple-Hatted

When a dude in a purple hat is dancing with another dude and quietly and unassumingly he whips out a pink dildo.
Patrick purple-hatted J-Bro.
by cuffy92 May 5, 2010
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