Pork Slapping

When a nude male, vigorously hip thrusts forward and back. His semi-hard penis loudly,

"slaps" their lower under belly.

This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.

It is very animalistic.
When Jack got out of the shower saw his mate and started pork slapping. She got wet from 3 feet away.
by Dirtiest Johnny September 14, 2020
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pork cheetah

A rotund person who is surprisingly agile and athletic despite their large size.
I can’t believe that pork cheetah got to the ball in time!
by Dr. DA July 10, 2024
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pork cheetah

A rotund person who is surprisingly agile and athletic despite their large size.
I can’t believe that pork cheetah got to the ball in time!
by Dr. DA July 10, 2024
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Pulled Pork

When a man dips his penis in barbecue sauce and puts it into a woman’s anus.
Jack “Babe we just got the new sweet baby rays barbecue sauce, I wanna turn you into pulled pork
Katelynn “Sure! Get out a picnic blanket!”
by User3628375739 June 07, 2024
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Pulled Pork

Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL
Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)
by I h8 nes November 25, 2022
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Horse Pork

No one really knows what it means
That chicks got some Horse Pork on her.
by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024
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Pesky pork chopper

A police helicopter flying and circling overhead
A&B carrying a ladder across a field when A hears and sees it.

"Sh*t, it's a pesky pork chopper!"

"F*ck...get down and don't move"

Also heard in cypress hill song "Dr GreenThumb"
by Knobbyhedgeend July 22, 2013
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