Pork martialled

A phenomenon on the highway where a big bank takes a little bank usually a 6×6 on a golf cart and makes satilite porn in retribution for rikkinanen warcrim invasion detonation das kombat

You got Pork martialled when you're drugged and driving?

You got lucky!

by Cody5050 February 20, 2022

Pork sucker

A person who sucks on the toes of another person. In reference to the nursery rhyme where a child’s toes are called piggies.

Clarence told me that his new girlfriend is a pork sucker.

by Moon Miller November 4, 2019

Pork Joust

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick

Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.

by Bouffy Quimbi January 19, 2013

pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.

Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.

by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020

the dequavious pork of the situation

The elephant in the room

Once mastered, this word can be adapted, like, "this is so dequavie," or, "what the dequavie (WTD)"

(noun)

"The dequavious pork of the situation is that he is lying to me!"

"Once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation, you can understand where I'm coming from"

by boofinthetrap November 21, 2025

Pork and Ghost 🐷 👻

Railing a chick out, then immediately ghosting her after. Also known as haunted pig!

Sorry I was late to the tee time boys, was playing a little bit of haunted pig late night…gave her the old pork and ghost 🐷 👻

by Saucybastard May 11, 2025

Pork pack

A video surfaced of otis smoking on that pork pack surfaced in toledo jbeast with the commentary exclaims “ ayo bro really smoking onna frank, he smoking on that pork pack”

Yo bro you smoking on that pork pack from ohio son

by crisyueng June 6, 2023