The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.
Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...
by larryco June 30, 2016
Get the Totem polemug. “Trying to distract him from the fact that I have a princess pole.”
“Hey hottie can I ride ur princess pole?”
“Hey hottie can I ride ur princess pole?”
by @cl36 July 19, 2024
Get the princess polemug. the act of sitting on your partner's head and stretching your ass over it as much as humanly possible
by butthole re-generator June 9, 2025
Get the tennessee totem polemug. Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022
Get the Upside Down Pony Polemug. by Faith P. June 18, 2018
Get the North Polemug. Someone who doesn’t stop acting superior to everyone else. Constantly trying to cause issues for people. Unhappy with themselves due to being closeted.
by Olderbutwiser June 16, 2025
Get the Pole catmug. When your dick is so small your in biology class in hopes of stealing a microscope to help you masturbate.
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 15, 2020
Get the No-pole-anmug.