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Totem pole

The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.
Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...
by larryco June 30, 2016
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princess pole

Trying to distract him from the fact that I have a princess pole.”

“Hey hottie can I ride ur princess pole?”
by @cl36 July 19, 2024
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tennessee totem pole

the act of sitting on your partner's head and stretching your ass over it as much as humanly possible
"yo, Rob's an absolute freak, he's giving out Tennessee Totem Poles out in the lockers."
by butthole re-generator June 9, 2025
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Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022
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North Pole

The upper part of the boob right before the actual boob itself.
“She only lets me touch the North Pole.”
by Faith P. June 18, 2018
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Pole cat

Someone who doesn’t stop acting superior to everyone else. Constantly trying to cause issues for people. Unhappy with themselves due to being closeted.
You can’t out piss a pole cat. You mean Jett Stillwell?
by Olderbutwiser June 16, 2025
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No-pole-an

When your dick is so small your in biology class in hopes of stealing a microscope to help you masturbate.
Jeff: "Hah! Jones is a biology major!"
Jake: "LMAO what a No-pole-an LOL!"
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 15, 2020
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