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Pizza Pucks

these are actually bagel bites but retarded people refer to them as pizza pucks
girl: let’s have bagel bites!
guy: you mean pizza pucks?
girl: no bagel bites you retard
by stup:)d March 18, 2020
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cazzo pizza

It's when you, after fucking the shit out of someone, lay them down on a counter, spread pizza sauce and cum on their stomach, then add cheese, pepperoni, and other toppings.
Dude! What the fuck are you doing?

I'm making a cazzo pizza. Lay back.
by Chunkley July 8, 2021
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Spaghetti pizza

Sauce, cheese, and spaghetti noodles inside a stuffed pizza. A delicious food that tastes way better than it sounds.
I'm gonna go order us a spaghetti pizza for dinner.
by Unicornrainbowburp August 13, 2018
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angry pizza

The act of going about your business with a female during her mentrual cycle. This act typically creates a red stain on the bed sheets where at the point of orgasm, the male pulls out and shoots his load onto said stain creating an angry looking pizza patch.
The mess we made of the sheets last night looked like an angry pizza.
by Uwelads March 29, 2017
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Licking the pizza

A tactic, generally employed by people in sales or sales support roles, that is designed to give quick credit for every aspect of a deal, because it has been touched by one individual in some small way at a very cursory level.
He wants credit for all of our company's sales, so he's going around licking the pizza and then claiming he should get paid a commission on every deal where he had a single one-off conversation.
by akmidas February 7, 2018
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Pizza Karl

A guy who brings home free pizza to fellow hostel dwellers. However, they are unaware that he routinely 'wears' the pizza like some sort of culinary underpants for several hours at work before placing it neatly back in it's box.
"anyone for Pizza Karls salty suprize!"
by Feels gud man January 19, 2012
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Woodfired pizza

Pizza fired=how will pizza get a job now?
Woodfired pizza!
Poor thing it's, got a family.
by anonymous October 13, 2020
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