Shut the pig

Oh yeah

Shut it shut the pig

by Stevan January 10, 2020

Strangling the pig

When a womans jeans are too low and her G-String is popping out of the top. Must be a g-string as the tension from the crack and top of the jeans creates as strangling effect on the G-String.

Brian: "wow, did you see Totti's G-banger at lunch today"
Jermain: "yeah man, she was strangling the pig that hard, how could anyone miss it?"

by drizzle87 August 9, 2013

Peppa Pig

a beautiful girl that sounds like an angel

I'm Peppa pig (snort)diddle di di diddle diddle diddle do

by bupity bup December 9, 2019

Payroll Pig

A payroll pig is someone who was recently arrested but now works for the authorities to lessin or diminish charges.

"Whatever you do, don't serve them because they're the newest payroll pig!"

by 👑KZB🧟‍♂️ February 12, 2021

Pig orphan

a pig with no fucking parents

"I just ate that pig orphan last night, it was delicious!"

by Joe Mama isgai October 21, 2023

yoyo pig

A pig that uses yo-yo’s

Is that a yoyo pig?

by Yeet yeet piggy wiggy November 15, 2017

Pig Pogger

The action of inserting Wall's sausages into the anal cavity and screaming 'WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY' whilst cluelessy trying to maintain control of a country.

E.g. Last night was fucking mental first we went for a cheeky nandos - there was me Nick C and Big Ozzy - but after it we didn't quite feel as though we had hit the 'cheeky' spot, so we thought 'fuck it round 2 - spoons' had a fucking mental time, downed a few quick bezzies before heading home, getting on our best suits, briefcases and hitting the town. Was a mental night, we all got shit faced, tashed on with some fit birds with massive knockers before heading home cos me airmax were fucked. On the way home we grabbed a bite at the butchers, don't ask why it was open but it fucking was, so we thought fuck it, giz 6 of your biggest sausages lad. The butcher pulled put some massive porkies I said 'aye, they're fucking smashing them' before paying £5.26 heading home to number 10, pulling out the sausages from my briefcase and pig pogging the sausages, was fucking ace. Then I woke up next day absolutely smashed and peniless and thought, fuck it, let's increase some taxes and my wages whilst everyone is struggling so me and my boys can pig pog some more. I fucking love being a pig pogger.

by Brutal McSavage January 11, 2016