pickled kumquat

An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.

Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.

by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010

Pickle Mandela

photoshappin' somebody's face onto a pickle.

Wow look at that Pickle Mandela of Bernie Sandarz

by GrepMaker September 2, 2017

pickle popper

someone that picks pickles to put up their ass

i'm a pickle popper for the pleasure.

by Margaret June 22, 2018

Pickle Dickle

Another name for dick

Girl, you craving my pickle dickle tonight? ;)

by kdndk January 13, 2021

Pain pickle

a bitter or sour attituded person. one who has the sourness and bitterness of that of a dill pickle.

she was being a pain pickle, because of how bitter she was being.

by ElongMusty August 18, 2021

Pickle rick

Big green dick looking pickle that rick Sanchez turned himself into fro "Rick and morty

Hey morty look at me. Im pickle rick bitch. Wub a dub dub.

by Kazeena September 17, 2020

Pickle licker

Someone who agressively kisses the back of their own hand, to find comfort in which others can not provide.

"Sally was once happy and cheerfull, but now she has turned into a pickle licker

by A peacfull lasagna July 3, 2019