Parenthetical

The act or status of 8eing extremely a8normal a8out Meenah Peixes, pre or post scratch.

Guy 1: hey i made you some cupcakes :)

(Guy 1): )(OLY S)(IT what 8rand are they
Guy 1: oh it's just the normal betty crocker cake mix

(Guy 1): 🙂
Guy 1: stop looking at me like that man you're too damn parenthetical. you need an intervention

by jaspers serket November 30, 2025

Parentflation

When the “cost” of being a parent keeps going up—not in dollars, but in expectations. The idea that you have a chorus of PTA Karens and amateur child therapists looking over your shoulder, ready to call CPS if your kid faces any hardship whatsoever, while your tiny, Wi-Fi-enabled know-it-all doesn’t want to see “a dinosaur”—they want to see a Parasaurolophus, accurate to scale.

Symptoms may include:
-Packing three separate snacks because one is gluten-free, one is dye-free, and one is “crunchy but not too crunchy.”
-Talking to your child in calm therapist-speak so you don’t go to jail while they’re actively feral in the grocery store.
-Scheduling your kid’s life like they’re training for the Olympics at age six.
-Staying within three feet of them at all times because God forbid they fall off the monkey bars.

“Bro can you imagine our dads confirming snacks, screen limits, and emergency contacts just so we could go to a birthday party? My dad would’ve just tossed me out of the truck at whatever house looked right, and said ‘don’t die.’ Parentflation is real."

by ScaryFeet December 9, 2025

Parentaurus

a parent that's stubborn, ancient, ego-driven… and impossible to move.

My father is being a parentaurus about everything. Any advice I try to give him is no good, wrong, and dismissed.

by CreativeBruces December 11, 2025

dingle parent

short for or slang for a dim witted single parent who otherwise thinks they are doing the work of two parents.

"It takes two of you to do what I, a dingle parent, do."

by Howard Cunningham August 1, 2012

Ninja Parenting

The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound

Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!

by Malent October 23, 2014

Watch Parent

A watch parent is like watch guard except they have kids. These are the over-protective parents who don't let their children say words like: 'fart', 'stupid', 'suck' and 'weird'

ugh, my mom is such a Watch Parent, for dessert she lets me have one organic gummy bear!

by mayokiwi November 15, 2014

Dope Pheen

A person who fiends for everything dope in lyfe and will do anything to get it. Does not have to be drug related. Everyone pheens for something in lyfe.

That guy chased that money like a Dope Pheen!
Wow! Look at his expensive car! That must have cost him at least 100k. He must be one of those Dope Pheens.

by 2Pretty December 3, 2014