computer phone

What telephones have turned into.

You used to talk on phones. Now you surf the web, view and send images, have sex, play music, instant message, play games, save addresses and record your appointments, and send fucking e-mail from somthing the size of lightbulb.

by anaomus November 4, 2004

Phone-to-face

Dropping a cell phone onto your face whilst using it lying down on a bed, couch, etc; Not very painful, but quite humiliating.

Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?

Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.

Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.

by RokettoJanpu June 15, 2018

smash phone

A cheap phone used for illegal porposes that you can smash on the ground when your done with it.

I just got a smash phone for the trap house

by ass monkey August 16, 2016

poon phone

A phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.

"I was out of minutes on my poon phone, so I had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."

by BBS2 September 23, 2013

Phone Wave

When you wave to someone but have your phone in hand and it's kinda awkward to the person who received the wave.

When she looked up from her phone, she saw me and gave me a phone wave so I picked up my phone and phone waved her back.

by Licensed_Nerd July 28, 2019

Phone wanking

Wiggling your phone to record extra steps on a step app

I was phone wanking to get all 10000 steps for the day

by Coll24 January 10, 2017

phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.

a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.

by Epic_Stoner April 10, 2015