Peniclub

A club/group of people , or Peniclubers who are shit at what they do or just cant do something in general

BOBBY :Goddamn brian is probably in the peniclub he cant make a goal for shit"
BOBBERT:YEAH HES SHIT

by $BlinkBolt.co$ December 7, 2017

Penile Dementia

The inability of an older man to gain and maintain an erection due to an inability to concentrate on the task at hand

When you can’t stop thinking about the garden when you should be concentrating on you’re wife’s lady garden, you might be suffering from Penile Dementia.

by David99uk December 13, 2017

Penileprickaton

Another word for useless or shit faced on drugs usually used against people named Nathan

Nathan you dirty Penileprickaton

Nathan your such a horrible Penileprickaton

by RegoesDragonFire January 4, 2018

penile crust

A crusty cheese like substance that develops on an unwashed penis after several days.

"Last night Jenna licked the penile crust straight off my dick."

by gaylorddickcheese May 5, 2018

penile grease

The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.

“Im gonna spread my penile grease on your face”

by Funkfish February 21, 2018

Pentilum

To spend excess amount of time playing games because everyone around u makes u mad

Yo that kids got the mad pentilums

by Yunglaz May 10, 2018

Penile boxing

When 2-5 men put a small boxing glove on yo sausage, grab a hold of it and wack each other with it

Me and Justin beiber played penile boxing

by Poop Inspector May 22, 2018