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six-pack abs

Contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT always describe a desirable "tight as a drum" lower torso. It can also refer to the exact opposite bodily-condition, but for very different reasons, depending on the gender of the human under discussion:
(1) Weak flabby below-the-belt muscles on a man which result from his downing too many "six packs" --- i.e., cans of beer.
(2) Equally loose saggy folds that a woman may develop "down there" if she's either had a half-dozen children in rapid succession, or makes it a full-time job to care for a whole "flock" of pint-sized charmers.
I'm not arguing with Ol' Golden Voice regarding the overall message of the early-'80's movie he stars in --- Kenny is indeed 100% correct that "love will turn you around" in some cases, but a gal may suffer "six-pack abs" if she tries for too many little ones --- either giving birth to them herself or adopting a whole flock --- too soon.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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Six Pack

Wise women who dispense advice and shoulders for the exhausted to sob on. Prefer to be found near fermented beverages when not kicking ass in the real world (or Wisconsin).
I feel terrible. I need to call up my Six Pack.
by Taco Gyro December 5, 2018
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Socio-pack

A group of highly unstable self aware, self identifying, self diagnosing adult children. Often involved in organized crime. Will try to find a target outside of their circle to scapegoat when their crimes turn them on each other.
I can't stand you! You scare the hell out of me too. I wish this whole socio-pack would die off. But first could you help me with this alibi?
by Tracer V October 4, 2019
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Snack Pack

Noun:
A interconnected web of friends that consider each other family and share an eternal bond, forever unbreaking.
"I would consider these people my Snack Pack; I love them dearly"
by 13raydon May 5, 2020
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Snack Pack

A snack pack is an act conducted between you and your partner.

Step 1: Pick your favorite snack pack flavor, I prefer chocolate.

Step 2: gently open a pudding snack pack. Leave the tin lid attached to reseal for future use.
Step 3: slowly dip your testicles in said snack pack.

Step 4: Pull your testicles, slowly, out of the snake pack. (If you pull to fast, see pudding spoon.)

Step 5: Dip your chocolate covered testicles in your partner's mouth. Hmmmmmm

Step 6: Leave your testicles in your partner's mouth until they are cleaner than they were prior to dunking your balls in chocolate pudding. If they are still sticky, dip and repeat.
Stack packet complete!

PS: Pudding is pronounced- puuuudddinnggg. When you say it, the noise should come out of your nose and as little tongue movement as possible. That's what she said.
Last night my boyfriend snack pack 'ed like a pro! It took 3 heavy cycles to get them so clean u could eat off of them. Rinse, repeat, reuse, recycle is what I always go by....(Thrasher brasher)
by Thrasher Brasher July 7, 2020
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cranage pack

Damn jhit just cranked that cranage pack pack on that football team
by FloridHype September 17, 2020
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oregon pack

Means to be smoking crack , heroin or any other drug that was decriminalized in oregon in 2020
" ay this n*gga charging $2000 for a ps5 "

" Mf smoking that oregon pack "
by TomKeen November 12, 2020
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