Cucumber milk

Cucumber milk is cum, semen, skeet, or jizz.

Your penis is the cucumber and the cum,semen,skeet, or jizz is the milk. Cucumber milk

by JQNews May 31, 2018

milk kiss

When someone cums in your mouth and you kiss someone else

Dude?! I just gave a milk kiss to Jenny?!

by McDonald's cum October 03, 2021

buying milk

The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.

Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀

by imp fuck2 August 02, 2022

Snek Milk

Snek milk is a scrumptious food that you can only get from sneks. It will grant you eternal life, you fat whore.
HOW TO OBTAIN THE MILK
1. Find snek
2. Grab snek by neck
3. Spin snek
4. Collect milk flung out of snek
HOW TO EAT MILK
1. Place in boot
2. eat it you fat whore
Snek milk is endangered so if you manage to get some make sure you dont waste any and eat every morsel you fat whore.

Fat Whore: "Yes I finally got some snek milk! *drinks offensivly* snek milk I wish that I will not be a fat whore anymore.
Snek Milk: "fak you you fat whore"

by 00milky_loaf00 April 29, 2022

Milk soup

What you call cereal if you aren’t a coward

1) cereal is just milk soup

2) oh worm? true

by haha it’s me February 02, 2019

Milk Fiend

A milk fiend is a person who has an addiction to milk and milk shakes. Typically whole milk, rarely 2% and never skim. Often is a big fan of mega gas stations and high end dairy’s. True milk fiends often drink milk until they black out. White milk is the preferred but will substitute with chocolate. May resort to strawberry if in withdraw. Often referred to as “fiends”.

I was at Gas and Wash and there was a milk fiend slamming a half gallon of Oberweiss in the dairy section.

by The Black Dog Radio Show October 10, 2023

milk moment

a moment that is relatable or good

person 1: I just lost my cat
person 2: milk moment!

by moonetta April 20, 2021