Top G

It stands for Top Goon.
A man who excels in the league of goons. Goons around the world worship the Top G. A Top G is also an executive who manages other thousands of goons around the world.

A top G is always a closeted homosexual and a virgin, woman hate this kind.

Guy 1 "Dude, look at this guy, he's selling discord group memberships to get out of the matrix"
Guy 2 "Bro Wtf!"
Guy 1 " Yeah, he's a Top G. "
Guy 2 "Yeah no shit. "

by @Tony'sFather January 10, 2023

Top Gun

To have sex with a woman, usually while intoxicated. Used as a noun, naming a location where only a select few guys go after a party. To achieve top gun status, vaginal penetration must be made. All other sexual acts count merely as "flight school" which in time may lead to top gun status.

Ace: Hey man, did you wind up hooking up with that chick from the party last night?
Rellie: Hell yeah man! I went all the way to top gun!

by $Rellie$ March 21, 2008

Top Egg

When something is the best, you cant do any better. can fit in with practically any sentence.

...this milkshake is top egg!

by RobSkiN October 18, 2006

Top cat

Absolute classic cartoon from …

Oh not that Top cat

Roof Top Kat … at it again ..

Wonder what her view is like staring down at me …

She can see the sket too …

And fence terminator

3 heads of snake together in spirit

..

Humanity

Ladies

What a fucking joke …

What do you tell your husbands before you fuck them ?

Dirty souls hanging out to dry …

Top cat ..

Not me ..

No big ting ..

by LetsTalkAboutX February 6, 2023

Floppy top

The top of a mans un-cut cock. Usually would be soft to slightly hard and growing.

extra skin, uncut, uncircumsized penis, floppy top

by Triptofan August 14, 2009

top of the park

Not a top of a park, and not a park. A place in Ann Arbor Michigan, where people hang out in the summer. Lots of druggies there. Top of a parking structure, where they play movies on the side of a building. Near the power center. Great place (expecially fo couples)!
Abrevation: TOTP, or TOP

Randa: Are you going to top tonight?
Sheida: Duh! Can I get a ride?
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by MelRike February 25, 2003

fruit topping

a derogitory word for a gay male that is very masculine but dresses like jenifer lopez on crack

what are you looking at you fucking fruit topping

by rayne malice January 22, 2007