Ocean Township High School

Absolute hell on earth, this school teaches you how to be the ultimate loser. Don't expect to go far after graduation, if you even make it there. The teachers may be dumber than the students, who mostly have IQs below 0 in the first place. A mix of low class dirty degenerates and rich snobs, you will have no problem getting into heroine or becoming a prostitute. If you want to learn, you might as well just stay home, don't count on having a class where you do anything other than sit there on your phone. The hallways are filled with trash, and the toilets are filled with shit. The people who run the place might as well be kindergarteners or monkeys, as they would probably be better at their jobs. If you want your life ruined, this is the place to be.

Random person: How's life?
Me: I mean I went to Ocean Township High school, what do you expect? I am now a stripper.

by othater May 5, 2019

OCL

One Crazy Lady. A disorder characterized by a manager who is mentally unstable and emotionally abusive to her staff. Yet, claims to be the victim. Usually terminal. Is considered chronic when age is 38 or older and unemployed after her subordinate switches shifts to not work with her.

“It’s official, the OCL put in her two weeks notice. She just pulled me in the office and went off at me on how she can’t take the disrespect that she receives from her employees.”

by Dearrrdot August 29, 2019

october 18

national kiss ur crush day

bro it’s october 18 jayden can kiss anja

by uM no October 16, 2019

october 18

if you throw your shortest friend you
like dick in your ass

jesse:”aight watch this imma throw indy”
joe”YO THIS DUDE LIKES DICKS IN HIS ASS”

october 18: if you throw your shortest friend you are gay

by not today joe mana October 17, 2019

October 26

National Cricket Day
Only bitches are afraid of crickets so use this day as an excuse to scare then

"October 26th is national cricket day so you know what that means......"
"You are gonna scare that bitch with some crickets?"
"Hell yeah"

by Yaboislenderjames October 20, 2019

October 24

It’s national hold hands day!!!!
When you see a guy/girl hold their hand.

Brent: oh there’s Taylor I’m going to hold her hand since it’s October 24

by emmaL October 22, 2019

October 27

Kiss your best friend/friends day

Yo, It is October 27 national kiss your bestie day so here’s a kiss.

by Djdjdjmydick October 25, 2019