The coolest guy in your life. He is tall, likes country, and is as hot as fuck. All the other kids obsess over him because he is hot
by P.Quodjo March 11, 2021
Get the Tech Guymug. A vocational school in Palmer MA that you will regret going to. Stay away from culinary. You've been warned.
by regular-dude July 28, 2023
Get the Pathfinder Techmug. To collect a shoma tech means to complete one of the 3 F’s. The 3 Fs stand for FUCK FIND FIGHT.
One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.
One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.
Yo mark i just found a mike tyson. Mark replies “sickkk you got one shoma tech” I reply, “now i gotta FUCK or FIGHT him and collect another SHOMAA”
by Shoma Tech July 3, 2025
Get the Shoma Techmug. Music for soft niggas. Music you listen to while getting nails did, eyelashes done, or sucking on a hookah pipe with your eyes closed.
“these niggas done dropped 21 songs of pure Lash tech music and you finna have bum ass niggas calling this shi hard man i hate it here“
-@Dkgreat1 (X, 2/13/25)
-@Dkgreat1 (X, 2/13/25)
by BeeEmmDee February 17, 2025
Get the lash tech musicmug. Place where you go to see regular ass traffic. Normally utilized daily between the hours of 6 am to 5:59 am.
by Grippy Boi January 6, 2023
Get the Tech Parkmug. Can be seen as short for technicality or technical foul. This is when a situation is used against a party that would then indicate the foul play imposed against them. The most common form of “throwing a tech” is when a female still talks to her baby’s father in a romantic or confidential way despite being in a relationship with you being her man in this instance.
This umbrellas all instances of shiest. Can also be restated when someone does something hurtful but makes it as if they did not intent to hurt, embarrass, or mislead you.
This umbrellas all instances of shiest. Can also be restated when someone does something hurtful but makes it as if they did not intent to hurt, embarrass, or mislead you.
The ****** tryna put me out the crib for the other *****. She tried to say I hit her despite knowing I would never do anything to hurt her. Now the police on the way....come get me bro before I go to jail. This ***** dun through the tech to take me out the game.
by L33tted January 1, 2021
Get the Techmug. When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a lively variety of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
by anonymous January 30, 2024
Get the tech spiralmug.