Twat Mouse

She's Wearing Jeans,Today... You know what that means...Her Camel toe,Caught itself a Twat Mouse ..
by Ghost1319 March 04, 2019
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Mouse Punch

Smacking someone in the face with your erect penis
I mouse punched my girlfriend
Hey do you want a mouse punch
Can I give you a mouse punch
by Pervington August 31, 2022
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Micky mouse

To have a long and fat ass that is very huge
by Fggfddsserrgbbnhh6556 November 11, 2019
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mouses tail

a mouses tail is when you take a woman to bed and realise that she has a mouses tail, hense a tampon, hanging out of her fud..... just take her up the ass, problem solved!!
hey man i was totally gunna do this chick last night,then i noticed she had a mouses tail,i was like whoahhhh...tampons man,such the downer!
by ladylara August 23, 2010
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Cock Nose mouse

mouse that has a nose shaped like a penis
An animal that has a cock for a nose
by Bobby March 05, 2005
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Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.
A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.
by ArrBaby February 21, 2025
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Mouse tears

n. lube
Grab ‘ol Trampa some mouse tears for your rat hole.
by Mousetearz December 05, 2018
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