moose sex face

When a girl makes a horrible face during sex resembling that of a moose

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- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face

- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face

by the bandit75 April 04, 2014

Luca Moose

a chill fella who sells candy that he stole.

“woah Luca Moose snapped me!”
“OMG he’s so hot!!”

by 🇮🇪👹😘 July 16, 2023

slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 03, 2017

Call the moose

Slang for farting, passing gas

Person #1 farts. "Excuse me. I just had to call the moose"

by chrisssy226 July 19, 2023

Door open moose

Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.

"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"

by grittyt February 15, 2018

Moose Racing League

Full of slow people who crash alot (Exept from Bops) and also we need a Williams nerf

Moose Racing League? Is that the best f1 league ever made?

by NxM_Bops December 28, 2023

Noble Moose

Nina's fairy god-mother who brings the nightly grape from the likings of laundry for the corn chowder stockings used in holy prayer of the skock

Nina took the advice of the noble moose as he stood proudly on the hill

by zadra January 27, 2005