Mongolian oil change

When you jerk off a horse till it cuts then proceed to fuck the horse in the ass till you cum filling it back up

Sorry im busy today I ganna go down to the farm and do a few mongolian oil changes

by Itchy10 February 27, 2026

Mongolian Fiddlemunt

When you dig up an ancient mongolian warriors body and then proceed to munt the shit out of it while fiddling with your cock and balls

Yo dude, I took a vacation to Mongolia to practice my Mongolian Fiddlemunting skills. i've gotten so much better at it.

by jelquer228573 March 13, 2026

Mongolian Plumbob

The Mongolian Plumbob is an act where the recipient is laying on her/his back with an open mouth whilst you repeatedly dip your flaccid wiener in and out of their mouth while at the same time performing a Mongolian throat song

Last night terry and I got active , she had throat pain so we tried the Mongolian Plumbob and she’s never felt better! And I can confidently say my summer sausage has never felt better either

by Warcrime69 March 13, 2026

Mongolian Birthday

The calendar day of your birth in Mongolia when you are not currently located in Mongolia.

Sophie’s birthday is on July 4th.
It’s July 3rd today in the USA but it’s July 4th in Mongolia.

“Happy Mongolian birthday Sophie!”

by Yuveyuveyu March 21, 2026

Mongolian goat fuck

A situation so fucked up, there is little hope fixing it

I went to a party last night and it was a total Mongolian goat fuck!

by MrLebowski March 21, 2026

Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening

Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.

Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!

Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.

by Footjober February 16, 2025

Mongolian backshots

getting destroyed in a game or sport in a humiliating way, or backshots were moans are replaced with mongolian throat singing, and the givers hands are pulling your hair.

"Bro i was getting mongolian backshots"
"What happened?"
"I lost to Brad 20 to 1, and then he gave me mean mongolian backshots, man ypu should have heard my throat singing!"
"The fuck?"

by Day_Dog_The1st February 20, 2025