That's Fuckin' Mildly Attractive

A Phrase commonly used at inappropriate moments which generally lead to a self-annexing of any relative allies/friends/acquaintances around you, which they then consider you a hostile and proceed to end you.

Dude1: Shit man, i know that chicks got four muffin tops, but damn that's Fuckin' Mildly Attractive!

Dude2 proceeds to bludgeon Dude1 with a nearby object until his brain matter becomes soup.

by Sover3ign June 21, 2010

The Memphis Mildew

Another strange sexual happening. When you are " Eating it all out" as Famous Amos puts it, and you sneeze all over her anus and vagina hence the Memphis Mildew. A personal experiance im sure from the good ole south where you can sneeze on a womans vag and shell still suck you off.

Come on bitch dont let me down just because i gave you the Memphis Mildew.

by theoriginalopiate March 24, 2011

The 2 Mile Wedgie Pull

The 2 mile wedgie pull is when ya girls shorts are so far up her ass you gotta walk a mile there and a mile back to get the wedgie out. Pretty kinky.

Bruh, my hoe asked me to perform the 2 mile wedgie pull last night and I got some great cardio in.

by Tiddymonster December 23, 2017

Walking black&mild

When you see a slim and long person who skin color is really dark and has a mild facial expression that is rather disturbing to others.

Person 1: "Why does that guy over there look so mean and dark? Friend: I dunno. He looks like a walking black&mild. Person 1: "RIP"

by #tellit how i see it July 20, 2018

by a mile

someone or something wins or is the best by a mile, they are much better than other people or things

engine 2t is better than 4t by a mile

by OMGenna October 26, 2019

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

Texas Business Mile

When you wanna do something wack but dont know what kinda wack stuff you wanna do.

Guy: i wanna run the Texas Business Mile.

Girl: sick

by Peagan Kalkia April 1, 2021