master baker

a baker or pastry chef that masturbates

bob: wow, that guy is masturbating into a donut

cindy lou: he must be a master baker

bob: masturbater?

cindy lou: no, a master baker

llama: baaa!!!

by kiki maleki October 8, 2011

d-master

Sucks the dick good. Love the dick

The woman is one d-master

by Wyatt Mathews September 10, 2006

Master and the Wolf

1. n. adj. A ship of Professor Severus Snape and Remus Lupin, commonly used by Harry Potter fanfiction authors. It earns its name due to the fact that Snape is a potions master and Lupin is a werewolf.

2. n. The website that wields its name, which is a compilation of Snape/Lupin slash fanfiction pieces.

"Master and the Wolf totally beats any heterosexual relationship in which Snape is invovled. Ew, greasy."

by BestSkeptic July 26, 2008

Master Fisher

One who has mastered the art of baiting.

To become the Master Fisher, one must first become the Master Baiter.

by Lardnutz August 5, 2008

Master Homo

This is similar to the Master Noob with the exception that he is told and is aware that they are the Master Homo. The Master Homo rules over the famed mother land, Oklahomo, where all homos originated. He commands his armies through and intricate telepathic system. He is in sync with all homos at one time. His vast homo conscience spreads far and wide in a similar way to the internet. The Master Homo is easily recognizable and you will understand that they are who they are just by a slight glance. He especially enjoys buttsecks while playing xbox 360.

The Master Homo is massing an army for the invasion of California.

by gitmomo susesusu January 13, 2009

Master Chiefing It

When, in a video game, one runs at full speed to avoid the effects of gunfire and explosives, specifically area of effect explosions.

The theory goes, that if you Master Chief It with enough skill, no one can touch you until you slow down, hesitate or stop going in a straight line.

What the fuck dude, I couldn't shoot you for shit?!

Not surprised mate, I was Master Chiefing It like a bitch

by King Ceri February 26, 2011

Master Chief Escape Plan

When one utilises the battle tactics and escapology of the Master Chief from the Halo series.

This can be adapted to many games and involves the player shooting anyone who gets in his way, whilst running like a bitch to get somewhere safe, or to an evac. point.

This technique can also be used in conjunction with Master Chiefing It

Thought I'd try shooting my way out, mix things up a little.

How did you get to the chopper, Billy?
I used a Master Chief Escape Plan.

by King Ceri February 26, 2011