mesophoneia

A mental condition dat involves da craving to perform copious talking and/or texting about oneself.

Having mesophoneia can give others in your vicinity a major case of misophonia from having yer Apple or Moto constantly ringing/dinging.

by QuacksO June 17, 2024

Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.

"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."

by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024

Mesopotamian testicle tag

An ancient Mesopotamian game that involves a tagger chasing the other members of the game, when he gets near the members he will punch there testicle area as hard as they physically can, this happens until the tagger gives up or punches everyone’s balls. The female version of this is Mayan Cunt catching where it’s a girl hitting a vagina of other girls as hard as they can with the same rules

“Ok class today instead of doing basketball, we’re gonna play Mesopotamian testicle tag“

by KanyeEast88 December 13, 2024

mess with his head

cause someone to feel frustrated, anxious, or upset.

"he wasn't about to let some goddamn punk mess with his head"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

Messamore

It's commonly known that those who bear this name have not an ounce of heterosexuality in their bodies.
Pronunciation: (mess-uh-more)
Alternatively, people may be called this to describe someone who is pretending to be different ethnicity to seek attention.

"Did you hear about Brock Messamore?"
"You're a Messamore, you faker."

by OBAMA(OFFICIAL) February 13, 2025

Mesopro

A combination of "Me so pro", Mesopro is a way to call yourself to call yourself pro or proffesional.

I just clutched that game, mesopro.

by notpengi March 12, 2025

mesopro

A playful and confident term derived from the phrase "Me so pro," used to describe someone who considers themselves highly skilled or professional at something. It conveys a mix of self-assuredness and humor, making it perfect for casual or lighthearted situations where you want to declare your expertise with a bit of flair.

Watch me nail this level—I'm feeling totally mesopro right now!

by notpengi March 12, 2025