Definitions by OBAMA(OFFICIAL)

Messamore

It's commonly known that those who bear this name have not an ounce of heterosexuality in their bodies.
Pronunciation: (mess-uh-more)
Alternatively, people may be called this to describe someone who is pretending to be different ethnicity to seek attention.

"Did you hear about Brock Messamore?"
"You're a Messamore, you faker."

Messamore by OBAMA(OFFICIAL) February 13, 2025

Squampo 

The act of backflipping and defecating at the same time.

Dude, I just pulled a MASSIVE squampo last night!
I won the annual squamping competition last year.

Squampo by OBAMA(OFFICIAL) January 13, 2025