mental stalking

The act of obsessively thinking about or fantasising about your crush; whether you aren't with the person, are with the person or was with the person(i.e. your ex). It is the result of uncontrolled attraction. Symptoms of this little recognized, little respected but dangerous phenomenon includes but are not limited to:

a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."

Girl: " I can't stop thinking about him. Like, omg he is sooooooo cute. I think our babies will be cute. I hope me and his mom get along. I'm sure he's the one." *sigh* with a smile while looking upward.

Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."

Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"

Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."

by zaista August 27, 2013

Mental Migory

A person or group of people who are of a lower level of intelligence than those in there general vicinity, or on a greater level, those in their respected society.

Members of the Tea Party who are not part of the 1%, thus making them part of the 99% are forever lost in the bounds of Mental Migory.

by Tubbis Maximus December 7, 2011

Mental Minder

A person that is in charge or has the authority to observe and dictate what material of knowledge offered to the minds of our students.

The teacher is a mental minder who guides the thoughts and minds of the children.

by Lynedrac December 16, 2011

full blown mental

The type of mentally handicapped that'll shoot milk making jokes about colors. Also see "sawed off human"

You get some full blown mentals at the lunch table laughing, milks gonna fly!

by AFunkyJunkie420 March 1, 2023

KOLO MENTAL

A slang used to refer to someone as crazy or someone who is mad.

MAN: This one na kolo mental ohh!!

by NNWASHERE?! March 2, 2023

Mental illness

Tyler.

He claims to have every mental illness under the sun.

Someone: "I have *mental illness*"
Tyler: "Omg me too!" *copies it*

by Asteryoonie March 2, 2023

Mental illness

Has been reduced to a euphemism that amount to little more than orwellian "wrong think"

Hym "If having a near perfect ability to perceive reality is mental illness then what do we call everyone who isn't me?"

by Hym Iam March 7, 2023