Max: "Yeah, me and my girl did that new position last night!"
Everyone else: "Ugh why does he always give the Max Report each chance he gets"
Everyone else: "Ugh why does he always give the Max Report each chance he gets"
by OZ Timebomb February 24, 2011
Get the Max Reportmug. 
An internet celebrity and the author of "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" and "The Definitive Book of Pick Up Lines," Tucker Max has a substantial following and a gaggle of protesters asserting that he is a phony.
Tucker Max has created a company called "Rudius Media" which features blogs from Robert Greene, Devil Monkey, and Philalawyer, the former being a published author and the latter two with book deals in progress. Max is working on a TV show for Comedy Central as well.
Tucker Max represents a certain mode of thought, but it is continuously misunderstood by many. He advocates "doing what you love" and champions finding one's "Personal Destiny." Max and his philosophy (which he is by no means the first to espouse) has made a difference in many lives, and his stories are entertaining whether you believe them to be true or not. Personally, I believe them to be true.
Tucker Max has created a company called "Rudius Media" which features blogs from Robert Greene, Devil Monkey, and Philalawyer, the former being a published author and the latter two with book deals in progress. Max is working on a TV show for Comedy Central as well.
Tucker Max represents a certain mode of thought, but it is continuously misunderstood by many. He advocates "doing what you love" and champions finding one's "Personal Destiny." Max and his philosophy (which he is by no means the first to espouse) has made a difference in many lives, and his stories are entertaining whether you believe them to be true or not. Personally, I believe them to be true.
by RMMB Member August 23, 2007
Get the Tucker Maxmug. by Angry Liberal May 26, 2005
Get the Blue Maxmug. The perfect time to leave a party. When fun has been maximized and only the crying or problems remain.
The father looks at the wife and says "max fun" at the gathering. The wife then gets the kids together and they leave all having had a great time. The adults have a mutual understanding that the fun has been maximized and often leaving early they will miss the end of the party, but they also miss the problems. They move on the the next event and are all happy.
by Macquisto August 17, 2011
Get the max funmug. Moore's Law states that processor speed will increase by a factor of 2 every 18 months (or thereabouts). Physical limitations no longer make this realistic. Therefore, we propose Max's Law: "If it's good enough to watch porn, it's good enough."
by DoctorsFogsWorthy October 5, 2010
Get the Max's Lawmug. Corruption of maximum
Reached the limits of capacity in any way, speed, volume, tolerance etc. No more to give
Reached the limits of capacity in any way, speed, volume, tolerance etc. No more to give
by BT4a November 5, 2011
Get the maxxed outmug.