Male Bonding

The act of applying Gold Bond to your male anatomy, for a cooling and drying effect.

I had a nasty case of soggy cottonbottoms this morning, luckily I was able to do a bit of male bonding at lunchtime.

by J5T5QZD June 12, 2009

Maeve

A late night booty call

"Well I was bored the other night so I called Maeve."

by <3raxton June 18, 2008

Alpha Male

Another word for being a cool kid.
instead of uncool you are beta male and instead of cool you are alpha male.

90's
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw:
Guy2: That's so cool bro!

21Century:
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw.
Guy2: That's so alpha bro, you are da real alpha male!

by avjvel3jfi3fq3 September 8, 2016

male privilege

the social theory which argues that men have unearned social, economic, and political advantages or rights that are granted to them solely on the basis of their sex, and which are usually denied to women.

He got the job over the women because he is a male. That is male privilege.

by tk1214 June 24, 2014

Alpha Beta Omega Sigma male

A problem made by cishet men for cishet men just so they have a reason to complain while being privileged.

"My life is so hard I'm a Beta male"

Alpha Beta Omega Sigma male

by hezounslizoun February 7, 2021

Alpha Male

When a person puts down another person in an attempted to keep a higher status in a certain activity/subject

Person 1: *acting funny*
Person 2: *Does something funnier*
Person 1: Dude whats wrong with you? Your such an idiot, dumbass douchebag, screw off.
Person 2: Don't Alpha Male me, you can't be the only one.

by TheMrTaco February 15, 2013

Male Chickenhead

Similar to the female chickenhead variety; a male who seeks the companionship of a wealthier or higher class female in an aim to get a free dinner, drinks or acquire a sugar mama.

This male chickenhead texted me earlier asking where I was taking him for dinner - then he said I should pay, since I'm an Executive, and he's just making a cop's wages! So I took his ass to Whataburger.

by superlluclkycat June 27, 2009