May 2

National fuck your gf/bf day!

chad: hey jessica its may 2 ;)

jessica: what does that mean?

chad: its national fuck your gf day.

by xxsuckmydickxx April 30, 2022

William May

He is very thiiicccc and is a good bin monitior

CHEERS TO WILLIAM

William May is a dick and he is also thiccccc

by mrthiiicccc December 2, 2020

May 3rd

National Miranda’s Birthday Day. Hug everyone you know named Miranda and say happy birthday.

It’s May 3rd so it’s Miranda’s Birthday time to get litttttty.

by BlahBlah2345 October 30, 2019

May 2nd

The finest most sexiest bitch to be born was born on this day. A taurus and very understanding, yet stupid and playful.

“God damn I wish I was born on may 2nd like him/her, there fine as fuck..”

by YourmomxXlmao12345 November 23, 2021

May 29th

The day where Daniel’s gf sends him very nice but haram pics:)

It’s may 29th send pic

by Hihi oni May 29, 2020

mai celina

A dramaqueen with a big ego. But when it comes to her friends, she's there.

Mai Celina is there.

by herminelol March 2, 2017

15th of may

On the 15th of may you can ask for anything

P1: Hey, what do you want to eat?
P2: The whole menu
P1: 15th of May?
P2:YES

by IneedAtree May 14, 2018