Bitch Machine

Exercise machine; elliptical. Often used by weak minded men, always used by women.

Did you see that douche on the bitch machine?

Look next to the treadmills, do you see that beautiful woman on the bitch machine?

by criminallygoodlooking June 10, 2011

Headache machine

A friends younger sibling, usually very annoying and loud. Talks too much and is relentlessness in questions and annoying or retarded antics.

Nick: Seb, your cousin marcel is such a fucking headache machine.

Seb: Yea I know dude I'm sorry he is such a fag.

by Nick Brizz August 17, 2011

cracker mackin'

When a black man goes to the club looking to pick up a white girl.

Damn, look at your boy Jerome. He's cracker mackin' hard. He's been bouncing around the club all night hitting on every white girl in here!

by usmafia808 July 9, 2012

Slut Machine

Slut Machine is named after the similarity of the motion used with a slot machine

When a woman is wearing a revealing top and you go up and request for a high five; once their arm is in the air you grab it by the wrist and yell out SLUT MACHINE!!!! and the pull down the arm and place your face in between her breasts and engage in a classic motor boating

So this chicks boobs were popping out and I went up to here and gave her the slut machine

by BirdMan_717 September 13, 2016

Lean Machine

Someone who eats a lot of veggies, has a toned bod, very little body fat, and can hike anywhere at any time.

Will surprise almost everyone with their body strength. Usually tanned. Would definitely be the type who goes to cross fit/soul cycle classes.

Have you seen Harry's summer body?
Oh my gosh he's a LEAN MACHINE

by TacosBellPeppersandBURRITOS July 23, 2018

Nathan MacKinnon

Nathan MacKinnon is the best player in NHL and 2021 Hart trophy winner.

Nathan MacKinnon is much better than that bitch Connor McDavid.

by Pavel Francock January 20, 2021

Nezzy Machine

The first installment of Noah Martinez, he died in battle after getting a gold medal in a Karate tournament and evolved into the Nezzy Machine Mark II.
He was a faggot.

Fran "Do you remember the Nezzy Machine?"
Ollie "Yes he was a faggot."

by The Nezzy Machine Mark X September 29, 2021