Luke

a completely monotone and unfeeling person with no personality

"Did you hear that kid read his story today?"

"Yeah, he was like...a Luke."

by Addisonxoxoxo April 29, 2008

luke

A boy without pubes, with small genitals and a very high voice. Likes to get out his microscopic genitals to unfortunate witnesses and is a lightweight. Takes advantage of drunk woman and masturbates in public.

That guy was such a Luke last night...

by shoveitupyourass May 12, 2008

Luke Moment

A moment when you get so freaking annoyed with someone that you send them a multiple page letter/email/text message describing how much you've had to put up with them in the past, how they annoy you, and how you never want to talk to them again. Subtle insults are key. The difference between a Luke Moment and just totally ripping on someone is that you remain slightly nice with only subtle insults. Then the person replies and that's when you let it all loose.( :0 )

Sometimes, the friendship may restart a few days after the Luke Moment if the person "recieving" the Luke Moment is absolutely retarded.

The phrase "Luke Moment" was coined when a dude named Luke Kirstein sent 3 of these letters to the most annoying people on the planet Earth. Their names are withheld for security purposes :.

Harmony: *crying* The boy I liked just totally yelled at me on myspace! I'm so sad!

Megan: It's ok, he probably just had a "Luke Moment".

by Luke K. February 4, 2008

Luke Jolly

a person who smells REALLY bad, always telling other people they smell when actually, he's just got his head too close to his ass.

Luke Jolly: "guess what?"
other person: "what? :)"
Luke Jolly: "you smell :P"

by Mz Annonymous May 10, 2011

lukeisha

The sassiest and pettiest bitch you'll ever meet. Extremely loud and can't keep a secret. They are the best of best freinds.

Lukeisha is such a b*tch...

by Lukeisha Hoe March 1, 2017

luke evans

One of the HOTTEST guys u will ever meet very kind and sexy communicates threw her deep blue eyes and is dirty VERY dirty he is very athletic and if u get the chance hold his hand if ur ever in a relationship with a Luke Evans play with his hair and HOLD HIS HAND make sure u don’t keep secrets from him and talk to him daily don’t piss him off and if he invites u FUCK HIM

Luke Evans will FUCK U

by LukeEvansLover May 7, 2018

do a Luke

To 'do a luke' means to always leave your mobile phone on your desk and never in your pocket where it needs to be so people can get in touch. If you frequently 'do a Luke' you may be considered forgetful.

To do a luke: "Gareth has done a Luke!" - meaning Gareth has left his mobile phone on his desk so we can't contact him.

by MrOrange September 5, 2006