Long Island Sound

An extremely polluted shit hole of a bay that is in between long island and Connecticut known for the amount of new yorkers who populate the area during the summer. Ifbyou enjoy bodies of water with poo floating in them youre in the correct place.

Person 1: did you swim in long island sound? You smell like shit.
Person 2: yeah...
Person 1: that's really nasty dude.

by Saybrookkid March 14, 2010

Long Sleeve

Having an uncircumcised penis.

"Dude, I have a long sleeve - tough to put the rubber on"

by engrishfan June 13, 2016

long horn

Another way for micro$oft to rob hard working men and women of their money. DAMN U GATES, DAMN U (wish i thought of it first)

Windows user; did u hear about windows long horn
Linux user; Oh no, more viruses

by ben December 14, 2003

Long Snapping

It is the most under appreciated position in the sport of American Football. Long Snapping is a very precious art where the beauty of legs, hands, and eyes come together in a harmonious fashion to form a perfect spiral to the punter's hip.

Jeff: What's Long Snapping?

Tim: It's an ancient art that very few people know about.

by Hispanic Panic #70 February 8, 2012

long duck dong

Commonly known as the male sex organ, or penis. It dates back to the classic 80's movie "better off dead". One character named "long duck dong" a foreign exchange student from japan boned a fat american teen with huge funbags.

"Jeepers, did you see that dudes long duck dong? It was chode looking. Gnarly."

by Kryger January 13, 2009

long island

Boringass suburbia, like New Jersey but more full of themselves and with less toxic waste. Long Island the island technically (and rightfully) includes the suburban hellholes known as Brooklyn and Queens which like to masquerade as part of NYC (ha!)

Yeah, right, like some Italian wigger who lives in some big house with a backyard in deadend Ozone Park lives in NYC...Hell will freeze over before anyone in Manhattan refers to Queens as the city!

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

long flex

To do more work than nesscary, like when someone flexes their back more than needed to do something.

This phrase is usually assoicated with doing with doing extra credit homework or taking 2 hours to work that can easily performed in 30 mins, generally all schoolwork that geeks and nerds do.

Me:How many of pages of coursework you do? I did 9, font size 14

Zubair: Man I was up till 3 in the morning and did 33 pages, font size 10.

Me: Your long flex dude.

by Carl Anka April 12, 2006